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A lord and a legend. Rest easy, Z-Boy.
Jay Adams (February 3, 1961 - August 14, 2014)

Stay Rad, Jay.

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"A long-time hold-out recently joined Facebook. This is my email to her:"

So you’ve joined the great juggernaut on the web. I thought I’d take the opportunity to reach out via our up/outdated post office correspondence.
How’s it going? What made you sign on with internet’s Great Satan? You know they’re constantly collecting data on us, right? OMG this video of a puppy will make your heart melt and you won’t believe what happens next.
So much garbage to wade through.

I just realized that it’s probably arrogant on my part to think that you have no idea how FB works. Perhaps you’ve been here for months and finally deemed me, a lowly plebe worthy of your attention. Somehow I doubt this though. See: Arrogance.
Anyway. I’ve got, like, a million friends on FB. They all say I’m hilarious.

Actually, that’s all Wife’s friends, who I barely know, who  I see at parties some time who are like “you’re the funniest guy on FB” Truly, it’s tedious. Engage me, people. Add something to the conversation. I can’t be the funniest guy ever by myself.
But they never add to the convo.

Sometimes it seems like they say : “You’re here! Clown! Perform!”

I hate them so much.

So welcome aboard. Please please pleez like and fave everything i post. It feeds my soul. Makes me feel like commenting on my shit life is worth something.

Also, I love you.

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Are you just gonna be a living cliche your whole life, you dumb bee?

Are you just gonna be a living cliche your whole life, you dumb bee?

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Oh, Boston. You’re my home.

Oh, Boston. You’re my home.

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Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation

Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation

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This sums up the weekend quite nicely.

This sums up the weekend quite nicely.

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The Wife bought this weird flip flop online? I don’t really understand fashion. Can’t find its match anywhere.

The Wife bought this weird flip flop online? I don’t really understand fashion. Can’t find its match anywhere.

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Just got half a butt-load of stickers from @SFPDBikeTheft! Protect your whip!

Just got half a butt-load of stickers from @SFPDBikeTheft! Protect your whip!

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Chuckin Hot dogs at lunch

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(B)limey!

(B)limey!

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